Just For Laughs

Resturant Etiquet
Note: I work at a resturant & I figured that if anyone who's worked in one would have a great guffaw & agree with some of the stuff listed. Enjoy!!

1. If on a budget and the only cheap item to order off the menu is the buffet...then get it. Don't worry you ought to have enough to tip the server at least something for giving you your drink.
2. Don't confuse the waiter/waitress...they might not know what the hell you are wanting.
3. The server is NOT a mind reader (unless they know you're a regular then they're psych) so ask questions. They don't mind answering them.
4. It may cost extra if there's a subsitution. If you don't feel like dishing out the extra dough then order as is.
5. If you previously ordered something and you don't get what you had the last time you were there. Then next time commit it to memory.
6. If the waiter/waitress asks: "Do you need anything else?" Please speak because if the owner comes around and you tell them then it ticks off the person serving you.
7. Please do not argue with your significant other. Everyone in the building is trying to enjoy their meal in peace. Keep it at home or take it outside!

Things like the ones mentioned happens to me at least once a month ever since I began waitressing nearly five years ago. Please comment if you have anything else to add.